Financial Planning, Continued

We at Domestic Economy are always in search of new financial products for you, the discerning consumer. Our research department has just found just the thing for the new year:

It's an expandable credit card - just put it in water and it grows. (Sort of like those magic fish or those washcloths in a pill your kids may have gotten in their stocking recently.)

The packaging touts this as the credit card "For People with No Job and No Life." "The Bigger it Grows, the Bigger your Credit Limit!" I like this line too, "Good Credit Increases Your Net Worth so Grow Some Credit Today!"

I'm still holding out for the Chia Credit Card, though.