All I want for Christmas...

Younger child (age 9) can't wait for Christmas. "What exactly are you so excited about?" I ask him. "Waking you up at three in the morning so we can open all our presents!" "Uh, what exactly are you expecting in the way of presents" I ask, trying to talk him down. Silence. "Oh go wild," I say. "If you could have anything at all for Christmas, what would it be?" Younger child doesn't miss a beat: "Real Estate."